Kalau sudah terbiasa dengan lelucon Indonesia, bagaimana kalau kita mencoba membaca lelucon asal negeri barat ini? Selain bisa mengurangi stress bisa juga untuk Learning English, lho! Tentu saja, harus benar-benar paham (^,^)
Hope you'll enjoy it~
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called
current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's
performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the
tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is
hand."
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